There is nothing more American than a giant ball of calorific burger meat, doubled up on a baked and toasted sponge dough bun. We’re not complicated people; we like our heart attack burgers as much as the next guy. This double cheeseburger makes for a beefy statement on one of our soft Triblend T-shirts.
Here we’ve got a semi-realistic digital illustration with thin, but visible outlines that keep the forms grounded and distinct. The colors are somewhat cleaned and simplified, with painterly highlights and shading that show signs of the tools they were made with while still adding depth and dimension to the work. Note the slightly askew top bun, smattering of seeds, and densely varied forms of the lettuce adding a touch of personality to offset the simpler parts of the burger. Sprinkles of sesame stick to a soft baked bun as thick griddled beef patties–brown with caramelization–are spread with melty slices of classic American cheese to bomb the mouth with savory meatiness. Sharp red onion and a double helping of juicy ripe tomato slices add the flavor contrast and moisture. It’s finished up with the crisp, chaotically organic forms of the lettuce freshening up the whole meal. That’s a real red-blooded classic meal right there.
Go ahead and eat a dripping, messy burger while you sport this shirt. It’s made for it. Take it out to your favorite burger joint just to express how hot the almighty burger makes you. If someone compliments you with this shirt on, you know they’re a keeper.
This diamond shaped print is centered on the chest and measures about 14 inches x 11 inches.
About the Artist

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Benefits of Triblend Fabric in our Shirts
Our shirts are made exclusively of Triblend: a premium blend of 3 different fabrics for superior performance

Ultimate Softness
Smoother, smaller fibers for worn-in, favorite shirt comfort
Long Lasting Durability
Wash and wear without worry, it'll keep looking great
Breathable Coolness
Perfect for hectic days around town & hot weather
Fashion Friendly Sophistication
Beautiful heather "dappled" pattern adds textural interest
Comfy Stretch, Better Fit
Moves with you and flatters your body in the right places
Doesn't Weight You Down
Move like you're naked, lightweight yet functionalDetails & Specs
- 50% Polyester, 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 25% Rayon - 100% Triblend jersey knit
- Fashion slim fit
- Pulls over
- Preshrunk
- Crew neck, baby rib knit for extra fine comfort
- 32 Singles for perfect softness and weight
- Lightweight 145g/4.3oz per sq yard (~4.8 oz/shirt, Med)
- Printed in Detroit, USA, with full color digital high resolution
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Sizing & Fit

Protip: Prefer something with a roomier fit? Just order 1 size up!
How to Care for Your Sweet Shirt
Machine wash cold inside out to protect the print, no bleach. Pretreatment may remain on your made-to-order shirt which will add a harder, rougher texture (it's to help the print look good), the first wash will remove it and make everything nice and soft. Tumble dry low. Iron low, but avoid print.Measurements in inches. Equivalent suit jacket sizes in parentheses for chest measurements.
Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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Chest Length (Suit Jacket) | 27 ½ (36) | 28 ½ (39) | 29 ½ (42) | 30 ½ (45) | 31 ½ (49) | 32 ½ (53) |
Body Length | 18 ¼ | 19 ¾ | 21 ¼ | 22 ¾ | 24 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
Sleeve Length | 7 ¾ | 8 ⅛ | 8 ½ | 8 ⅞ | 9 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
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